SAVAGE ROASTS.HAPPY PETS.VIRAL EVERY TIME.
Upload a pet photo. Get a ruthlessly funny punchline, a share-ready card, and a short voiced clip built for maximum group-chat damage.
PetRoast says
YOU'RE COOKED.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BARK AT NOTIFICATIONS.
Audio roast ready. Pick a voice, press play, cause problems.
PUNCHLINE FIRST
Cards built around the joke, not an ad.
VOICE & VIDEO
Short clips with extra attitude.
BATTLE READY
Tag friends and settle the pet debate.
From mugshot to punchline
THREE STEPS. ZERO DIGNITY.
One pet photo becomes content made for the group chat, the feed, and the inevitable rematch.
Start your first roast01
Upload the evidence.
Drop in one gloriously questionable pet photo. We read the face, the pose, and every suspicious detail.
02
Get roasted.
PetRoast turns the visual evidence into a sharp, punchline-first verdict your pet absolutely did not request.
03
Make it travel.
Export a brutal card or short voiced clip, send it to the group chat, then invite a friend to a roast battle.
The pet social toolkit
ONE PHOTO. MULTIPLE WAYS TO CAUSE A SCENE.
Pick the delivery
Turn the written roast into a voice clip with a little extra sting.
Make it move
Create a vertical clip designed to take up space in the feed.
Start a battle
Tag a friend, compare pets, and let the audience choose a winner.
PetRoast
YOUR CAT HAS A BETTER POKER FACE THAN YOU.
ROAST BATTLE
Send the challenge. Let the pets talk.
Pick your level of chaos
START FREE. STAY SAVAGE.
One roast a day is on us. Upgrade when your camera roll needs more damage.
UNLIMITED
$4.99/mo
For multi-pet homes and repeat offenders.
Questions before the roast?
NO APPEALS. JUST ANSWERS.
The camera roll has evidence
GIVE THAT PHOTO THE ROAST IT DESERVES.
Upload one pet photo, get the punchline, and send it straight to the group chat.
Roast my pet free